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Disabling the Seatbelt Chime in a Dodge Truck

April 18th, 2008 admin No comments

My company has a small fleet of dodge ram 3500’s for use in towing / hauling equipment. As the reader may know, these models sound a chime every 4 seconds while in motion if your seatbelt isn’t connected. This probably sounded like a good idea when they were designing the truck, because after all, seat belts save lives. I can dig that. But! What if you’re backing a trailer, or hitching up? You’re probably going all of 0.4 miles per hour, and it’s unlikely you will be in a fatal accident while doing so. These are the times that make me want to take a baseball bat to the dash of these trucks.  I thought about removing the chime altogether. The chime can actually be helpful in certain situations though, like when you leave your headlights on. The only logical course of action then is to bypass the switch in the seatbelt itself.

There are three methods for doing this.  Method 1 is definitely the easiest, but naturally it was the one I discovered last.   If you still feel like being a hacker, go ahead and try method 2 or 3.

Method 1

Sit in the driver seat.  Turn the ignition switch to the on position (but do not start the truck).   Buckle and unbuckle your seatbelt three times.   You should hear one chime.   That’s it!

Method 2

If your truck does not have seat positing motors under the drivers seat:

All of the switches and sensors (if equipped) in the drivers seat terminate at a rectangular 10-pin connector. This connector is located under the seat, on the console side, close to the front. In this case, the 10-pin connector will only be used by the seatbelt switch, and the switch-side connector is male. Bypassing the switch is thus very simple. Should you choose at a later date to condemn yourself to the torment of that chime, everything can be easily restored. You will need nothing more than a 1 inch piece of wire, stripped to about 1/4 inch at both ends. When this is ready, do the following:

Disconnect the connector
Note the position of the pins on the switch-side (male) connector, and jump those positions on the female connector.
Insert one side of your 1″ wire into the position corresponding to one of the pins on the switch-side connector, and the other side into the other position. Am I making sense?

When your ignition is turned on, the red seat belt indicator should be absent from the instrument panel. If it is still illuminated, then you did something wrong. How could you honestly get this wrong though…i mean, you’re jumping the only two pins on a connector!

Method 3

If your truck does have seat positioning motors:
The switch that activates the seat belt chime is fed by two wires, which terminate between the seat and the console via a two pin connector near the rear of the seat. This overly fancy connector is a pain in the ass to access, or even see. (I will post pictures shortly) To even touch this connector it means shoving your hand between two sharp pieces of stamped sheet metal. If you have any kids, or know someone with small hands, have them grab it for you.

On the male (harness side) side there is a slider that (i think) locks the connector in place. Push this slider up toward the switch end of this connector. Use a screwdriver to gently pry the connector apart. It comes apart with little effort. Since the harness side connector for these two wires is male, it can’t simply be jumped like with a base model truck. Again, I didn’t want to cut or modify anything during this process, so I decided to leave the wires and connectors intact. This is kind of a hack, but it works well to make a small, loosely compacted ball of aluminum foil and press it into the harness side connector. This jumps the two pins and keeps that god damned chime from coming on.

Hope this helps

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Adsense without PHP in Drupal 6.2

April 16th, 2008 admin No comments

Login as user 1 (the administrator) and navigate to administer >> site configuration >> input formats. Add an input format, and name it whatever unique name you want. Drupal graciously allows for the assignment of roles for input formats. You can keep your users from displaying porn ads in your forums, and still retain the ability to post active content.

Now, the offending filter preventing adsense ads from displaying is the “HTML filter.” Enabling or disabling any combination of filters will allow adsense ads to properly display as long as  “HTML filter” is turned off. The HTML filter carries this description:

“Allows you to restrict whether users can post HTML and which tags to filter out. It will also remove harmful content such as JavaScript events, JavaScript URLs and CSS styles from those tags that are not removed.”

Adsense ads are displayed via javascript. Go figure.

Translation: configure your format any way you want, just disable HTML filter, and assign roles carefully.

With this new input format enabled, you can post a google generated snippet anywhere and it should display properly.

By the way…I upgraded to drupal 6.2 since my last post on this topic, so this post may be irrelevant to 6.1 users. I simply don’t know, because I didn’t read the release notes.

Hope this is still helpful

Matt

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